Senior Full-Stack "Rockstar" Code Ninja

Company: InnoVaporware Solutions Inc. · Location: Manila, PH (Strictly On-site, No Remote, Parking not provided) · Type: Full-time · Salary: ₱35,000 – ₱40,000/month (Based on "experience" and "hustle")

DO NOT APPLY IF YOU HAVE A LIFE.

We are looking for a legendary developer who lives and breathes code. We are a fast-paced, "family" startup where we work hard and play harder (playing is optional, working is mandatory). You will be the sole developer responsible for our legacy system built in 2008.

Requirements (MUST HAVE):

10+ years experience in React, Vue, Angular, and Svelte (even though you just graduated).

Expert knowledge of COBOL, Fortran, and Assembly (for our "legacy" integration).

Willing to work weekends and answer emails at 2 AM.

Must provide your own equipment (BYOD) but sign a waiver if it breaks.

Willing to accept "exposure" and "experience" as part of your initial compensation package.

Responsibilities:

Rewrite the entire codebase from scratch in 2 weeks.

Handle all IT support (fix printers, reset passwords, fix the boss's iPhone).

Design the UI in MS Paint before coding it in Notepad++.

Maintain the server room by keeping the AC at 16°C and changing the filters.

Why apply?

We have a ping pong table (that you will never have time to use).

Free coffee (Nescafe 3-in-1, limited to 1 sachet per day).

"Unlimited" PTO (technically unlimited, but we will deny every request).

Apply: https://forms.gle/ImpossibleCaptchaTest